AND it wasn’t this GIRL!
me: So Lisa’s follicles didn’t grow enough yet. she has to check back tomorrow.
PB: wth. what does that mean? what follicles? do i have follicles?
me: Yes you do. it’s your egg follicles in your ovaries
PB: oh jesus mary and joseph
me: Did no one else pay attention in science class?
I don’t recall what year or years we had reproductive science but clearly I was the only one paying attention.